[A Dizzy Classic from way back - 12/28/2008]
Hmm, I don't know. I've never done this before. Will the Great Merlino Woolio tell me about my future?
Ahhhh yes, the Great Merlino Woolio knows all about the future... Teeelll meee Dizzy Sheep, what is it you wish to knoowww about your future...
Will I be rich?
Lets us seeeee... ammm ommm mmm bbaaAAaaa! You will be a greeeaaat sales-sheep, trading your goods across the laaannnnddd!
Uh huh. That's it? I mean, how does it turn out?
emmmm baaaAAAaaa wooooo! Life is precious, theerrrforeeee you are alreeeaaadyyy wealthyyyy?
Oh boy -
Wait! I can seeeee your auraaaa!! Yes! It's... woooooly! And... red?
Wooly? You don't say. I'm a sheep. Alright, will you stop talking like that please?
Err, umm -ahem- sure.
Can even you tell me what tomorrow's deal is?
Of course! I am the Great Merlino Woolio! It will be... fuzzy, umm, I see colors... maybe some kind of... fiber.
Wow. Nice. Couldn't have guessed that one. Nope, that never describes what's on the Daily Dizzy Deal. Thanks Captain Obvious, I mean Great Merlino.
Heh, yeah umm... Hey! So what IS tomorrow's deal Dizzy? I love your site! Is it something good??
I want my $10 back!