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What is this dizzy deal thing?
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It was a dark and stormy October night.

Dizz- I mean Frizzy Sheep was in the office late like he wasn't supposed to be. The reason he wasn't supposed to be is because Frizzy isn't allowed to be there unsupervised due to his tendency to get into trouble. But this is pretty standard for Frizzy, he's never one to follow the rules...

"Oh I couldn't eat another bite" smiled Frizzy, patting his full belly. He had just finished eating Dred's delicious lunch like he always does.

The office was dim, lit only by the soft glow of Frizzy's computer screen as he browsed his favorite knitting message board. No one else was there, and aside from the muffled howling wind outside, only the light hum of the water cooler could be heard...

Posted by Dizzy Sheep on Oct 17, 2009 at 1:00 PM | Permalink | Comments (0)

If you're just waking up, you're must be on the West Coast or you just like to sleep in on Saturdays...

I like to sleep in too, but this is not the weekend for sleeping in! Grab your coffee and gather round, I'm going to begin the tale of "Frizzy, the Fiber Frightened Sheep" soon.

I can say it's based on true life sheep and events, though their name has been changed to protect their identity hahaha!

Posted by Dizzy Sheep on Oct 17, 2009 at 12:00 PM | Permalink | Comments (1)

The festival is starting and so is your online non-festival! Much like wandering around to different booths, different wonderful products will appear occasionally until 5pm EDT...

Since Dizzy is at the festival, not here, thing will be nice and calm. He will also be starring in my spooky tale a little later so you don't miss him, only I'm going to call him Frizzy, the Fiber Frightened Sheep.

Hahahah you have no idea how happy I am that I'm running the show this weekend!

Posted by Dizzy Sheep on Oct 17, 2009 at 9:00 AM | Permalink | Comments (2)

Hahahah! I am in control! Dizzy is gone and you are at my mercy!!

Err I mean hi, and welcome to Fred's Fiber Fright Fiasco! A spooky weekend full of fun fiber, accessories and other loot, courtesy of me.

First off we have this fine wheel that nobody should be without. Why buy yarn when you can make your own? You know yours will be better and if you give someone a sweater that was personally spun and knit by you, they owe you double return gifts!

Don't forget to check back around 9am EDT - that's when we'll start switching and scaring things up a bit!

Muahahaha!

Posted by Dizzy Sheep on Oct 17, 2009 at 12:00 AM | Permalink | Comments (0)

Attention loyal followers - and I know there are lots of you because you all like me more than that silly sheep Dizzy!

Dizzy will be out of town this weekend so I'm throwing a Fiber Fright Fiasco. Only the highly privileged, like yourself, are invited because I only hang out with the coolest of people...

There will be many wonderful items on display and a spooky tale, narrated by myself because gargoyles are amazing story tellers. Consider this an online version of the big fiber festival going on Saturday and Sunday in Rhinebeck, only much better because -I'm- here and Dizzy is at that little festival thing...

I'm also much nicer than Dizzy, so I'll tell you the deals will only change from 9am to 6pm EDT on Saturday and then 10am to 5pm EDT on Sunday, mimicking the festival and allowing you to sleep and carry on your lives unlike Dizzy's crazy 24 hour spinoff disasters.

I'll also give you a 10% bonus discount with the code nofestival10 which is good until Sunday 10/18 11:59pm EDT. You better use it because I don't give out discount codes often!

You have been warned - I mean invited! Hahahah!

Posted by Fred on Oct 16, 2009 at 10:00 PM | Permalink | Comments (6)

The name says it all... supposed to be a mix of rain and snow showers today.

I have to admit, I'm taking the cold a little worse than usual this year. Normally I wander around happily with my wool, but lately I'm just cold!

Maybe it's because we're not even through October yet or maybe I just need more Nashua Snowbird. All I can say is I think it's going to be a long winter!

Posted by Dizzy Sheep on Oct 16, 2009 at 12:00 AM | Permalink | Comments (0)

Why hello there - it is I, the great Merlino Woolio!

You'll never guess what I saw in my magical crystal cashmere ball... today's deal will feature Malabr-

Oh, I suppose you already know that because it's sitting right over there. Hmm. Being psychic, as I am, I know you're about to say "Oh that Merlino, he can't predict the future, what a silly sheep!"

Consider this!

My message may be coming to you while the deal is here, but by reading it you now know about this lovely Malabrigo Lace. Therefore, if I wasn't here telling you there's delicious Malabrigo to be had, you wouldn't be here now seeing it and clicking the "I want it!" button. So in reality, not only did I predict the Malabrigo, but I have also brought it into existence by my sheer psychic power of telling you it is here.

Pretty amazing huh?

Oh you don't have to thank me... it's really nothing for a sheep of my power.

Posted by Dizzy Sheep on Oct 15, 2009 at 12:00 AM | Permalink | Comments (2)

Twinkle twinkle little starry...

...

Ok, I was going to be cute and come up with a fun play on that classic rhyme, but I'm dizzy trying to come up with something that rhymes with "starry".

I mean "hairy" almost works, but aside from not quite rhyming I don't think Dream in Color Hairy sounds all that appealing.

So how about -

Twinkle twinkle little soft silvery yarn,

How we wondered when you'd arrive at our barn.

High upon the lists of our faithful followers,

Who shouldn't be reading this but placing their order-ers!

Eh close enough!

Posted by Dizzy Sheep on Oct 14, 2009 at 12:00 AM | Permalink | Comments (1)

With the temperatures sliding down to frosty, the ol' barn is getting a little cold. I decided to try and reduce drafts with some of that "easy to use" plastic window... stuff. You know, that plastic wrap for windows thing.

I firmly attest that it's less than "easy to use."

It comes in a box, all folded up nice and neat - which is the last time it will ever resemble a useful material again. Soon I was unfolding the very large, crinkly, unweildy sheet as carefully as I could, which ended up being about as easy to handle as 8 rolls of plastic wrap suddenly falling from the ceiling and unrolling everywhere.

We'll skip the part where you're supposed to somehow measure a meaningful window sized square, and the part where you stick a bunch of double sided tape all around the window which clearly wasn't meant for particularly hairy or wooly people to handle.

The "fun" part of the installation starts when you've managed to get the plastic up around the window which now looks quite similar to an unattractive plastic grocery bag. The heat from a hair dryer will then magically tighten and smooth the plastic out, making it nearly invisible! Unless you get bored and turn the hair dryer up to super heat which then melts the plastic into a useless pile of shriveled goo and turns your wool into a frizzy mess.

Thank goodness I kept the receipt, I'll just stuff this back in the box now like this...

Posted by Dizzy Sheep on Oct 13, 2009 at 12:00 AM | Permalink | Comments (0)

Nameless Alpaca here with Breaking News!

If you're just tuning in at 12:00 AM EST, you might be saying to yourself "wow, it's cold."

Well... you're right!

Tonight in Dizzy-land it's dipping down to the magical freezing number of 32 degrees, meaning it's the first frost of the season. I hope you've been stocking up on plenty of warm yarn, Merlino Woolio says it's going to be a long and cold winter.

If you're missing the first frost because you're sleeping all warm under some blankets with the heat on, don't worry, there will be plenty more frosts coming our way. Unless of course you live somewhere completely different in the world where it doesn't frost... in that case expect a flurry of frustration and jealousy from us Northeasterners sometime around January.

Thank you! Up next sheared lambs - helping out the fiber industry or just the next generation of young punks?

Posted by Dizzy Sheep on Oct 12, 2009 at 12:00 AM | Permalink | Comments (1)
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