Oh sure, festive sheep herders and even cowboys toss their wrangling ropes aside during the month of December for a more festive length of Holiday Lights... honest! They make great lassos.
Ok, it's not my fault, really. If you're like me, every year you take the lights out, they're all tangled up and you say to yourself, "you know, -this- year I'm going to put them away all neat and orderly so -next- year I won't have to untangle them!"
And of course we all forget this proclamation sometime around January or maybe March, whenever the lights come down and get hastily stuffed into a big bag.
At least that's how it goes at Dizzy Sheep Offices. And untangling the lights has, as you can see, resulted in the festive tangling of me. So here I am, an unable to move beacon of holiday spirit... if someone could just fetch my Santa Hat I'd be all set.
So are your lights up yet? I'd offer to help, but... yeah... I wonder if I'm considered a fire hazard now.
Oh and if you see Fred, stall him. He went to get the staple gun and I don't want him getting any "permanently attaching the lights to Dizzy" ideas!