Yes, indeed folks!
I'm working on my second million!
It seems I had to give up on the first.
They say money doesn't buy happiness.
But wouldn't you want the chance to prove them wrong?
Oh, and in case you're wondering why all this talk about money, today is Be a Millionaire Day.
But it is also National Quiche Lorraine Day - and I think I would prefer a nice clover quiche today.
Hey Fred, those eggs in the refrigerator still good?
What's that? They're good until May 18? That's not too bad...
Oh, May 18, 2012... hmmm... probably not so good for quiche.
Well then, anyone for some green eggs and ham?
Say, Fred, what's that rotten egg odor? Oh...