A job?! For a pirate dog?? Absolutely not!

Awww but Fred, let's keep him!

No Alpaca! It's out of the question!

But Freeeeed, look at his puppy dog eyes! They're so cute!

I... well... I...

Come on!

No! Stop... stop making those eyes!

He's such a cute puppy! Come on Fred!

Pweaz sirz give ol' Bones a job here at Dizzy Sheep...

It's can't be -

Yeeeaaaarrrff! But it tis! It be Captain Nobeard Salty Bones - and I have a bone to pick with you!

Haahahah! Nice pun!

This be no time for jokes! I've lost my ship to a lousy crew of angry cats thanks to you and now I be a furious pirate dog!

Ooo, time for me to make my mystical escape...

Eeek don't hurt me!

Don't panic Alpaca, his hat is bigger than he is! What are you going to do about it little pup?

I'll tell ye what I'm going to do -

I don't know what to believe anymore, I'm so confused! You planned to turn against us but only to save us, then maybe for real turn against us because of greed for pirate loot, but it wasn't a good enough deal, so you actually were on our side, but maybe not the whole time so does it really count and - gasp!

It's alright Alpaca, it's all in the past, we're here now and everything is just peachy!

I guess...

So I'll just be on my way now...

YEEEAAAaarrrfff!

I don't doubt that some of this may have been in a crazy plan of yours Merlino, but I am also 100% sure you are leaving a good portion out as well.

Why do you say that Fred?

Because Captain Bones mentioned a share of pirate loot for you. And I know there's no way Merlino Woolio would pass up loot!

Ahh yes... there was that.

And?

Who wouldn't be tempted by pirate booty? I decided my two lovely coworkers were far more important though.

Yeah, right.

And he only offered me a small 15% without the courtesy of throwing in health benefits. Hardly a good deal for such a great and magical sheep like myself.

You don't have health benefits at Dizzy Sheep either.

Oh I do now!

What??

Management decided to reward me after I told them how I saved the spinoff, not to mention two of their main characters!

You didn't save us! Or the spinoff!

It's like this, if I didn't go in ahead of you and offer to make a deal with Captain Bones, you two bumbling fools wouldn't have even made it onto the ship at all. You don't think a pirate dog was prepared to defend against aggressive intruders?

Err well, I guess I didn't think -

Exactly! Now, my trick with the bone may not have gone over well, I thought for sure that would have worked. But alas, at least I bought you time before I was swatted away.

For me to come up with my cat idea!

Wrong! For me to telepathically send you the cat idea!

What?! It was my idea Merlino!

You forget Alpaca, I am a magical sheep!

You can't send people telepathic anything.

Prove it.

Why hellooooo there!

!!! Merlino !!!

You've got a lot of nerve just waltzing over here after that stunt you pulled Merlino!

Oh be calm Fred. You should be thanking me for rescuing you two.

What?! That's easily the most ridiculous thing said during this entire spinoff adventure!

It's true though, I saved you both!

Ok this I have to hear... tell us oh great, and definitely not grounded in reality, Merlino, how exactly did you save the day again?

Wow, I'm glad that's over!

Yes, it feels good to be back in normal reality. And yay we're fuzzy again instead of made from blocks! Err well, I'm fuzzy again at least.

I'm just happy the Dizzy Sheep Server and Robo Dizzy are back to normal. Actually, I'd hardly describe Robo Dizzy as normal... you know what I mean.

Baa-haa-haa I'm not normal!

Aaaarrrrfff! Noooo.... You haven't seen the last of Captain Nobeard Salty Bonesss...

We did it! We're saved! Hooray!!

Fred, I think our puppy dog eyes convinced them - it's working!

Meeeoow! Meeeooow! MREEARRR!

Aaarrrfff! What - what is this trickery? Why is me ship being overrun with cats!?

MREEAARR! HISSSS!

Woof! WOOF WOOF! There's too many of them! Aaaarrrf!