Baahaahaa!

Thank you Agnesknit. I very much enjoy making Fred upset. Upset in a loving way of course so we can make fun of his gargoyle overlord complex.

Though I'm sure we'll regret having so much fun when the army of... -snicker- laser crabs comes for us!

...

BaaaHaaHaA!

Oh how cute, Dizzy is playing scrabble, and on the beach and HAS A MOAT AND A CASTLE!

That's FINE. You sit there all smug within your sandy fortress of sand, atop your throne of seashells, mocking me with scrabble boards.

I hope you built it high enough above sea level so you don't get washed away!

I also hope you built it to withstand the army of crabs I am going to unleash against you! Crabs... with frikkin' lasers mounted on them!

Ha! What are you going to do against an army of laser wielding crabs, huh?? Throw seashells at them? That will just make them crabby, and no one wants to face the wrath of a crabby crab!

I just need... to find an aquarium, order some high powered lasers, overnight them all to Tybee Island and...

Alpaca!

Where is Alpac - Alpaca!! Get the shovels back out, I don't care if we finished the trench - we're making it bigger and filling it with water! And get me my Doom Weapons 'R' Us catalog!

After kitty play-time I was all packed and off with Agnesknit to Tybee Island.

No, there's nothing wrong with a flat sheep bringing two gigantic suit cases to the island, I have lots of things. Special things!

Tybee Island is very nice, but also very hot. I was starting to get a little crabby about the heat, but then we broke out the scrabble board.

Get it? Crabby?? Baa-hahah! At least I crack myself up...

I'm not really sure if this is how you play scrabble or not, but if it is, I'm confident that I win!

So 3 cats and a sheep walk into a bar...

Hmm, I'm not sure what happens next but apparently I end up in Georgia! I was trying to come up with a funny joke, but alas.

So far in Georgia, I've met Mimi, Gus and Cocoa, which are all very nice, but Cocoa does not like cameras. Ah yes, that subtle look that cats get when they're about to flip out. So cute!

Do you think we're done digging Fred?

Yeah I guess so.

Whew! Thank goodness. So uhh, now what?

Crocodiles.

Sigh... Your mom is a crocodile!

Did you - Alpaca, did you seriously just make a mom joke?

Err umm, well I suppose I did. You aren't mad are you?

Hahahahah!

Oh good you're laughing, I suppose it was pretty funny!

Not at all! It was really lame and doesn't even make sense. I just can't believe you actually made a mom joke.

Beep!

Today is Sunday, July 25th at 12:00:014 AM.

Fred and Alpaca are currently busy digging a trench or possibly a moat.

Today in East Rochester - showers with a chance of thunder storms in the morning, skies turning partly cloudy in the afternoon. High of 79F.

Please enjoy today's deal of Rowan British Sheep Breeds purelife.

No Fred! It's not a moat, it's a trench!

They are pretty much the same thing Alpaca. We just need a little water, maybe a few crocodiles...

We have an important job to do, we're not turning this into a moat. Why would you need one anyway?

Why would I - what gargoyle overlord doesn't need a moat?? Oh it's going to be fabulous, I've always wanted one. Maybe I should get piranhas instead of crocodiles, what do you think?

I don't know why I even try to reason with you anymore...

Zzzz...

Tired of being in this envelope...

Zzzz...

Hope I make it to the beach...

I decided to try the spinning thingy, not the spinning wheel because I thought it seemed less complicated. I figure there's no need to work a foot pedal and no chance of getting my own fiber caught in the wheel, seeing as how I tend to have bad luck with things like that.

Alright, I'm pretty sure I have it set up, I just have to spin it, and - hey I think it's actually working!

Uh oh, it's wobbling out of control - oh boy, now it's tangling - ack! - eek! - and now I'm tangled.

That didn't go quite as planned...

Oh. Em. Gee.

Why didn't anyone tell me there is a team Alpacaraca??  It's a Raverly discussion group dedicated to the Tour de Fleece, which is a fun spinning event.

I can't believe it's been going on and no one said anything to me about it!

Ooo! Can I be president?? Secretary? Head Chef at least?

Hmm, I guess this means I need to join the fun and try spinning something myself.

Oh, and no, this is not some play on words that means a spinoff is about to happen. I would like to make it abundantly clear that I am referring to spinning fiber. You know, with a wheel, weighted spinny thing or umm, there's probably some other method too.